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December 01, 2003
Cathedral of the Holy Miracle of Instant Credit
My new card, an invitation to services at the Cathedral of the Holy Miracle of Instant Credit, is arriving at a mailbox near you. The card is a parody of credit policy paper created by researchers at AEI and the Brookings Insitution on credit reporting law. The paper continually praises "the miracle of instant credit" without mentioning its companions, the less-desirable miracles of instant bankruptcy and identity theft. The text reads: New Low Introductory Rate! The Cathedral of the Holy Miracle of Instant Credit Invites you to Embrace compound interest Join us for services,
Dedicate your life to materialism
Be baptized by the Rev. Visa
twenty four hours a day,
seven days a week,
instantly.
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