Q: Negrodamus, what mistakes did Michael Jackson make before he got arrested?

Negrodamus: Michael Jackson should have not been a singer. Michael Jackson should have been a priest; then he would have just been transferred.

Q: Negrodamus, Why is President Bush so sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?

Negrodamus: Because he has the receipt.

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Q: Will Arsenio Hall ever have his own TV show again?
Negrodamus: Yes, it will be called "Good Morning, Black America", it'll be shown across the nation at noon.

Q: Why do white people like Wayne Brady so much?
Negrodamus: Because Wayne Brady, makes Brian Gumble, look like Malcom X.