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September 23, 2004

Help Put Jimmy Swaggart in Jail

In a television interview on September 12, 2004, according to this article in the Washington Post, Jimmy Swaggart said that he would kill any gay man who looked at him romantically: "I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry...And I'm going to be blunt and plain: If one ever looks at me like that, I'm going to kill him and tell God he died."

Isn't our mandate clear? If you see Jimmy Swaggart, gaze upon him as romantically as you possibly can.

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Okay, I know it's difficult to imagine a romantic encounter with this guy, but just imagine this fat fuck attacking you and your response in self-defense! 50 points for whomever breaks his nose. And just think...if you manage to break his jaw...

Posted by chris at September 23, 2004 09:57 AM

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