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Hand Holding Out of Hand?

The Wall Street Journal reports:

Ministers and rabbis say hand-holding during grace at family meals is on the rise. Miss Manners, the etiquette guru, addressed the issue of hand-holding in church in a column last year. Her advice to those uncomfortable with the practice: "Put both your hands behind your back and give your unknown neighbor a regretful little shake of the head, accompanied by a friendly look, to indicate that it is nothing personal."

[...]

Hands can reach out to the unwilling quite unexpectedly. A couple of years ago, recalls Richard Diamond, an office worker in Washington, a friend invited him to dinner at his home. Just after sitting down at the small, square table, the friend and his wife each seized one of Mr. Diamond's hands before his friend said the blessing.

Afterward, Mr. Diamond says, he took his friend aside, and asked, "What's with the hand-holding?" In subsequent meals at the couple's home, everyone kept his hands to himself. Mr. Diamond says hand-holding represents "phony pop culture, everything that's bad about sitcoms."

[...]

Rabbi Sue Anne Wasserman of the Union of American Hebrew Congregations says some synagogues embrace hand-holding, with complicated results. "There are people who position themselves in places where they don't have to hold hands," she says. "They just stand in a corner, where they're not close to people."

On religious Web forums, such as a Roman Catholic bulletin board at greenspun.com, debate rages over whether to hold hands in certain parts of the services, such as the Lord's Prayer. The official stance: The U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops prefers that worshipers raise their open hands in a position known as orans rather than hold hands. "The Lord's Prayer is a prayer to the Father and not primarily an expression of community and fellowship," the bishops write.

Posted by chris at 10:27 AM | Comments (0)

Regulators to Revamp Fuel Economy Rules

The Wall Street Journal reports:

Federal regulators are expected to propose a broad revamping of fuel-economy standards that could pressure auto makers to improve the gas mileage of some of their most lucrative sport-utility vehicles.

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration wants to close loopholes that, for instance, allow DaimlerChrysler AG's PT Cruiser to be classified as a light truck, making it subject to laxer gas-mileage rules than a car. Another loophole the agency is targeting allows massive vehicles such as General Motors Corp.'s Hummer H2 to escape any regulatory limit on fuel economy.

[...]

But certain variations of a weight-based system also could put the Detroit auto makers at a disadvantage. One way would be if the government were to require the same average fuel-economy standard for vehicles above a certain weight, pressuring manufacturers to reduce the weight of their heaviest vehicles. The National Academy of Sciences panel said that lowering the weight of the heaviest vehicles -- which the panel defined as being more than 4,000 pounds -- could improve overall highway safety, by reducing the tendency of these vehicles to cause disproportionate damage in crashes with lighter vehicles.

[...]

The U.S. auto industry, which contributed 10 times as much to Mr. Bush's presidential campaign in 2000 than to his Democratic opponent, is nervous about changing the rules of the game, especially when the outcome is so uncertain. "Any change may not be better, it may just be different," Reginald Modlin, DaimlerChrysler's environmental and energy planning director wrote to the NHTSA earlier this year.

[...]

Environmental groups, some of which advocate increasing auto fuel-economy standards to 40 mpg over 10 years, also oppose the creation of a weight-based system. Those groups say SUVs and other light trucks should be required to meet the same fuel-economy requirements as passenger cars, since so many are used that way. "They haul lattes home from Starbucks, not bales of hay," said Daniel Becker, director of the Sierra Club's Global Warming and Energy Program. SUVs account for about 35% of all light-truck sales.

Posted by chris at 10:21 AM | Comments (0)

Congress Authorizes Force Against the Hague

I couldn't believe it until I read the actual law--Congress passed a law in August 2002 that allows the military to invade the Hague if Americans are detained under the authority of the International Criminal Court! I'm a year late in finding this out, but it's still astonishing.

The so called "Hague invasion clause," which was included in 107 H.R. 4775, reads:

SEC. 2008. AUTHORITY TO FREE MEMBERS OF THE ARMED FORCES OF THE UNITED STATES AND CERTAIN OTHER PERSONS DETAINED OR IMPRISONED BY OR ON BEHALF OF THE INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT.

(a) AUTHORITY- The President is authorized to use all means necessary and appropriate to bring about the release of any person described in subsection (b) who is being detained or imprisoned by, on behalf of, or at the request of the International Criminal Court.

(b) PERSONS AUTHORIZED TO BE FREED- The authority of subsection (a) shall extend to the following persons:

(1) Covered United States persons.

(2) Covered allied persons.

(3) Individuals detained or imprisoned for official actions taken while the individual was a covered United States person or a covered allied person, and in the case of a covered allied person, upon the request of such government.

(c) AUTHORIZATION OF LEGAL ASSISTANCE- When any person described in subsection (b) is arrested, detained, investigated, prosecuted, or imprisoned by, on behalf of, or at the request of the International Criminal Court, the President is authorized to direct any agency of the United States Government to provide--

(1) legal representation and other legal assistance to that person (including, in the case of a person entitled to assistance under section 1037 of title 10, United States Code, representation and other assistance in the manner provided in that section);

(2) exculpatory evidence on behalf of that person; and

(3) defense of the interests of the United States through appearance before the International Criminal Court pursuant to Article 18 or 19 of the Rome Statute, or before the courts or tribunals of any country.

(d) BRIBES AND OTHER INDUCEMENTS NOT AUTHORIZED- This section does not authorize the payment of bribes or the provision of other such incentives to induce the release of a person described in subsection (b).

Extended Entry:

TITLE II--AMERICAN SERVICE-MEMBERS' PROTECTION ACT

SEC. 2001. SHORT TITLE.

This title may be cited as the `American Servicemembers' Protection Act of 2002'.

SEC. 2002. FINDINGS.

Congress makes the following findings:

(1) On July 17, 1998, the United Nations Diplomatic Conference of Plenipotentiaries on the Establishment of an International Criminal Court, meeting in Rome, Italy, adopted the `Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court'. The vote on whether to proceed with the statute was 120 in favor to 7 against, with 21 countries abstaining. The United States voted against final adoption of the Rome Statute.

(2) As of April 30, 2001, 139 countries had signed the Rome Statute and 30 had ratified it. Pursuant to Article 126 of the Rome Statute, the statute will enter into force on the first day of the month after the 60th day following the date on which the 60th country deposits an instrument ratifying the statute.

(3) Since adoption of the Rome Statute, a Preparatory Commission for the International Criminal Court has met regularly to draft documents to implement the Rome Statute, including Rules of Procedure and Evidence, Elements of Crimes, and a definition of the Crime of Aggression.

(4) During testimony before the Congress following the adoption of the Rome Statute, the lead United States negotiator, Ambassador David Scheffer stated that the United States could not sign the Rome Statute because certain critical negotiating objectives of the United States had not been achieved. As a result, he stated: `We are left with consequences that do not serve the cause of international justice.'.

(5) Ambassador Scheffer went on to tell the Congress that: `Multinational peacekeeping forces operating in a country that has joined the treaty can be exposed to the Court's jurisdiction even if the country of the individual peacekeeper has not joined the treaty. Thus, the treaty purports to establish an arrangement whereby United States armed forces operating overseas could be conceivably prosecuted by the international court even if the United States has not agreed to be bound by the treaty. Not only is this contrary to the most fundamental principles of treaty law, it could inhibit the ability of the United States to use its military to meet alliance obligations and participate in multinational operations, including humanitarian interventions to save civilian lives. Other contributors to peacekeeping operations will be similarly exposed.'.

(6) Notwithstanding these concerns, President Clinton directed that the United States sign the Rome Statute on December 31, 2000. In a statement issued that day, he stated that in view of the unremedied deficiencies of the Rome Statute, `I will not, and do not recommend that my successor submit the Treaty to the Senate for advice and consent until our fundamental concerns are satisfied'.

(7) Any American prosecuted by the International Criminal Court will, under the Rome Statute, be denied procedural protections to which all Americans are entitled under the Bill of Rights to the United States Constitution, such as the right to trial by jury.

(8) Members of the Armed Forces of the United States should be free from the risk of prosecution by the International Criminal Court, especially when they are stationed or deployed around the world to protect the vital national interests of the United States. The United States Government has an obligation to protect the members of its Armed Forces, to the maximum extent possible, against criminal prosecutions carried out by the International Criminal Court.

(9) In addition to exposing members of the Armed Forces of the United States to the risk of international criminal prosecution, the Rome Statute creates a risk that the President and other senior elected and appointed officials of the United States Government may be prosecuted by the International Criminal Court. Particularly if the Preparatory Commission agrees on a definition of the Crime of Aggression over United States objections, senior United States officials may be at risk of criminal prosecution for national security decisions involving such matters as responding to acts of terrorism, preventing the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction, and deterring aggression. No less than members of the Armed Forces of the United States, senior officials of the United States Government should be free from the risk of prosecution by the International Criminal Court, especially with respect to official actions taken by them to protect the national interests of the United States.

(10) Any agreement within the Preparatory Commission on a definition of the Crime of Aggression that usurps the prerogative of the United Nations Security Council under Article 39 of the charter of the United Nations to `determine the existence of any .... act of aggression' would contravene the charter of the United Nations and undermine deterrence.

(11) It is a fundamental principle of international law that a treaty is binding upon its parties only and that it does not create obligations for nonparties without their consent to be bound. The United States is not a party to the Rome Statute and will not be bound by any of its terms. The United States will not recognize the jurisdiction of the International Criminal Court over United States nationals.

SEC. 2003. WAIVER AND TERMINATION OF PROHIBITIONS OF THIS TITLE.

(a) AUTHORITY TO INITIALLY WAIVE SECTIONS 5 AND 7- The President is authorized to waive the prohibitions and requirements of sections 2005 and 2007 for a single period of 1 year. A waiver under this subsection may be issued only if the President at least 15 days in advance of exercising such authority--

(1) notifies the appropriate congressional committees of the intention to exercise such authority; and

(2) determines and reports to the appropriate congressional committees that the International Criminal Court has entered into a binding agreement that--

(A) prohibits the International Criminal Court from seeking to exercise jurisdiction over the following persons with respect to actions undertaken by them in an official capacity:

(i) covered United States persons;

(ii) covered allied persons; and

(iii) individuals who were covered United States persons or covered allied persons; and

(B) ensures that no person described in subparagraph (A) will be arrested, detained, prosecuted, or imprisoned by or on behalf of the International Criminal Court.

(b) AUTHORITY TO EXTEND WAIVER OF SECTIONS 5 AND 7- The President is authorized to waive the prohibitions and requirements of sections 2005 and 2007 for successive periods of 1 year each upon the expiration of a previous waiver pursuant to subsection (a) or this subsection. A waiver under this subsection may be issued only if the President at least 15 days in advance of exercising such authority--

(1) notifies the appropriate congressional committees of the intention to exercise such authority; and

(2) determines and reports to the appropriate congressional committees that the International Criminal Court--

(A) remains party to, and has continued to abide by, a binding agreement that--

(i) prohibits the International Criminal Court from seeking to exercise jurisdiction over the following persons with respect to actions undertaken by them in an official capacity:

(I) covered United States persons;

(II) covered allied persons; and

(III) individuals who were covered United States persons or covered allied persons; and

(ii) ensures that no person described in clause (i) will be arrested, detained, prosecuted, or imprisoned by or on behalf of the International Criminal Court; and

(B) has taken no steps to arrest, detain, prosecute, or imprison any person described in clause (i) of subparagraph (A).

(c) AUTHORITY TO WAIVE SECTIONS 4 AND 6 WITH RESPECT TO AN INVESTIGATION OR PROSECUTION OF A NAMED INDIVIDUAL- The President is authorized to waive the prohibitions and requirements of sections 2004 and 2006 to the degree such prohibitions and requirements would prevent United States cooperation with an investigation or prosecution of a named individual by the International Criminal Court. A waiver under this subsection may be issued only if the President at least 15 days in advance of exercising such authority--

(1) notifies the appropriate congressional committees of the intention to exercise such authority; and

(2) determines and reports to the appropriate congressional committees that--

(A) a waiver pursuant to subsection (a) or (b) of the prohibitions and requirements of sections 2005 and 2007 is in effect;

(B) there is reason to believe that the named individual committed the crime or crimes that are the subject of the International Criminal Court's investigation or prosecution;

(C) it is in the national interest of the United States for the International Criminal Court's investigation or prosecution of the named individual to proceed; and

(D) in investigating events related to actions by the named individual, none of the following persons will be investigated, arrested, detained, prosecuted, or imprisoned by or on behalf of the International Criminal Court with respect to actions undertaken by them in an official capacity:

(i) Covered United States persons.

(ii) Covered allied persons.

(iii) Individuals who were covered United States persons or covered allied persons.

(d) TERMINATION OF WAIVER PURSUANT TO SUBSECTION (c)- Any waiver or waivers exercised pursuant to subsection (c) of the prohibitions and requirements of sections 2004 and 2006 shall terminate at any time that a waiver pursuant to subsection (a) or (b) of the prohibitions and requirements of sections 2005 and 2007 expires and is not extended pursuant to subsection (b).

(e) TERMINATION OF PROHIBITIONS OF THIS TITLE- The prohibitions and requirements of sections 2004, 2005, 2006, and 2007 shall cease to apply, and the authority of section 2008 shall terminate, if the United States becomes a party to the International Criminal Court pursuant to a treaty made under article II, section 2, clause 2 of the Constitution of the United States.

SEC. 2004. PROHIBITION ON COOPERATION WITH THE INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT.

(a) APPLICATION- The provisions of this section--

(1) apply only to cooperation with the International Criminal Court and shall not apply to cooperation with an ad hoc international criminal tribunal established by the United Nations Security Council before or after the date of the enactment of this Act to investigate and prosecute war crimes committed in a specific country or during a specific conflict; and

(2) shall not prohibit--

(A) any action permitted under section 2008; or

(B) communication by the United States of its policy with respect to a matter.

(b) PROHIBITION ON RESPONDING TO REQUESTS FOR COOPERATION- Notwithstanding section 1782 of title 28, United States Code, or any other provision of law, no United States Court, and no agency or entity of any State or local government, including any court, may cooperate with the International Criminal Court in response to a request for cooperation submitted by the International Criminal Court pursuant to the Rome Statute.

(c) PROHIBITION ON TRANSMITTAL OF LETTERS ROGATORY FROM THE INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT- Notwithstanding section 1781 of title 28, United States Code, or any other provision of law, no agency of the United States Government may transmit for execution any letter rogatory issued, or other request for cooperation made, by the International Criminal Court to the tribunal, officer, or agency in the United States to whom it is addressed.

(d) PROHIBITION ON EXTRADITION TO THE INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT- Notwithstanding any other provision of law, no agency or entity of the United States Government or of any State or local government may extradite any person from the United States to the International Criminal Court, nor support the transfer of any United States citizen or permanent resident alien to the International Criminal Court.

(e) PROHIBITION ON PROVISION OF SUPPORT TO THE INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT- Notwithstanding any other provision of law, no agency or entity of the United States Government or of any State or local government, including any court, may provide support to the International Criminal Court.

(f) PROHIBITION ON USE OF APPROPRIATED FUNDS TO ASSIST THE INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT- Notwithstanding any other provision of law, no funds appropriated under any provision of law may be used for the purpose of assisting the investigation, arrest, detention, extradition, or prosecution of any United States citizen or permanent resident alien by the International Criminal Court.

(g) RESTRICTION ON ASSISTANCE PURSUANT TO MUTUAL LEGAL ASSISTANCE TREATIES- The United States shall exercise its rights to limit the use of assistance provided under all treaties and executive agreements for mutual legal assistance in criminal matters, multilateral conventions with legal assistance provisions, and extradition treaties, to which the United States is a party, and in connection with the execution or issuance of any letter rogatory, to prevent the transfer to, or other use by, the International Criminal Court of any assistance provided by the United States under such treaties and letters rogatory.

(h) PROHIBITION ON INVESTIGATIVE ACTIVITIES OF AGENTS- No agent of the International Criminal Court may conduct, in the United States or any territory subject to the jurisdiction of the United States, any investigative activity relating to a preliminary inquiry, investigation, prosecution, or other proceeding at the International Criminal Court.

SEC. 2005. RESTRICTION ON UNITED STATES PARTICIPATION IN CERTAIN UNITED NATIONS PEACEKEEPING OPERATIONS.

(a) POLICY- Effective beginning on the date on which the Rome Statute enters into force pursuant to Article 126 of the Rome Statute, the President should use the voice and vote of the United States in the United Nations Security Council to ensure that each resolution of the Security Council authorizing any peacekeeping operation under chapter VI of the charter of the United Nations or peace enforcement operation under chapter VII of the charter of the United Nations permanently exempts, at a minimum, members of the Armed Forces of the United States participating in such operation from criminal prosecution or other assertion of jurisdiction by the International Criminal Court for actions undertaken by such personnel in connection with the operation.

(b) RESTRICTION- Members of the Armed Forces of the United States may not participate in any peacekeeping operation under chapter VI of the charter of the United Nations or peace enforcement operation under chapter VII of the charter of the United Nations, the creation of which is authorized by the United Nations Security Council on or after the date that the Rome Statute enters into effect pursuant to Article 126 of the Rome Statute, unless the President has submitted to the appropriate congressional committees a certification described in subsection (c) with respect to such operation.

(c) CERTIFICATION- The certification referred to in subsection (b) is a certification by the President that--

(1) members of the Armed Forces of the United States are able to participate in the peacekeeping or peace enforcement operation without risk of criminal prosecution or other assertion of jurisdiction by the International Criminal Court because, in authorizing the operation, the United Nations Security Council permanently exempted, at a minimum, members of the Armed Forces of the United States participating in the operation from criminal prosecution or other assertion of jurisdiction by the International Criminal Court for actions undertaken by them in connection with the operation;

(2) members of the Armed Forces of the United States are able to participate in the peacekeeping or peace enforcement operation without risk of criminal prosecution or other assertion of jurisdiction by the International Criminal Court because each country in which members of the Armed Forces of the United States participating in the operation will be present either is not a party to the International Criminal Court and has not invoked the jurisdiction of the International Criminal Court pursuant to Article 12 of the Rome Statute, or has entered into an agreement in accordance with Article 98 of the Rome Statute preventing the International Criminal Court from proceeding against members of the Armed Forces of the United States present in that country; or

(3) the national interests of the United States justify participation by members of the Armed Forces of the United States in the peacekeeping or peace enforcement operation.

SEC. 2006. PROHIBITION ON DIRECT OR INDIRECT TRANSFER OF CLASSIFIED NATIONAL SECURITY INFORMATION AND LAW ENFORCEMENT INFORMATION TO THE INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT.

(a) IN GENERAL- Not later than the date on which the Rome Statute enters into force, the President shall ensure that appropriate procedures are in place to prevent the transfer of classified national security information and law enforcement information to the International Criminal Court for the purpose of facilitating an investigation, apprehension, or prosecution.

(b) INDIRECT TRANSFER- The procedures adopted pursuant to subsection (a) shall be designed to prevent the transfer to the United Nations and to the government of any country that is party to the International Criminal Court of classified national security information and law enforcement information that specifically relates to matters known to be under investigation or prosecution by the International Criminal Court, except to the degree that satisfactory assurances are received from the United Nations or that government, as the case may be, that such information will not be made available to the International Criminal Court for the purpose of facilitating an investigation, apprehension, or prosecution.

(c) CONSTRUCTION- The provisions of this section shall not be construed to prohibit any action permitted under section 2008.

SEC. 2007. PROHIBITION OF UNITED STATES MILITARY ASSISTANCE TO PARTIES TO THE INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT.

(a) PROHIBITION OF MILITARY ASSISTANCE- Subject to subsections (b) and (c), and effective 1 year after the date on which the Rome Statute enters into force pursuant to Article 126 of the Rome Statute, no United States military assistance may be provided to the government of a country that is a party to the International Criminal Court.

(b) NATIONAL INTEREST WAIVER- The President may, without prior notice to Congress, waive the prohibition of subsection (a) with respect to a particular country if he determines and reports to the appropriate congressional committees that it is important to the national interest of the United States to waive such prohibition.

(c) ARTICLE 98 WAIVER- The President may, without prior notice to Congress, waive the prohibition of subsection (a) with respect to a particular country if he determines and reports to the appropriate congressional committees that such country has entered into an agreement with the United States pursuant to Article 98 of the Rome Statute preventing the International Criminal court from proceeding against United States personnel present in such country.

(d) EXEMPTION- The prohibition of subsection (a) shall not apply to the government of--

(1) a NATO member country;

(2) a major non-NATO ally (including Australia, Egypt, Israel, Japan, Jordan, Argentina, the Republic of Korea, and New Zealand); or

(3) Taiwan.

SEC. 2008. AUTHORITY TO FREE MEMBERS OF THE ARMED FORCES OF THE UNITED STATES AND CERTAIN OTHER PERSONS DETAINED OR IMPRISONED BY OR ON BEHALF OF THE INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT.

(a) AUTHORITY- The President is authorized to use all means necessary and appropriate to bring about the release of any person described in subsection (b) who is being detained or imprisoned by, on behalf of, or at the request of the International Criminal Court.

(b) PERSONS AUTHORIZED TO BE FREED- The authority of subsection (a) shall extend to the following persons:

(1) Covered United States persons.

(2) Covered allied persons.

(3) Individuals detained or imprisoned for official actions taken while the individual was a covered United States person or a covered allied person, and in the case of a covered allied person, upon the request of such government.

(c) AUTHORIZATION OF LEGAL ASSISTANCE- When any person described in subsection (b) is arrested, detained, investigated, prosecuted, or imprisoned by, on behalf of, or at the request of the International Criminal Court, the President is authorized to direct any agency of the United States Government to provide--

(1) legal representation and other legal assistance to that person (including, in the case of a person entitled to assistance under section 1037 of title 10, United States Code, representation and other assistance in the manner provided in that section);

(2) exculpatory evidence on behalf of that person; and

(3) defense of the interests of the United States through appearance before the International Criminal Court pursuant to Article 18 or 19 of the Rome Statute, or before the courts or tribunals of any country.

(d) BRIBES AND OTHER INDUCEMENTS NOT AUTHORIZED- This section does not authorize the payment of bribes or the provision of other such incentives to induce the release of a person described in subsection (b).

SEC. 2009. ALLIANCE COMMAND ARRANGEMENTS.

(a) REPORT ON ALLIANCE COMMAND ARRANGEMENTS- Not later than 6 months after the date of the enactment of this Act, the President should transmit to the appropriate congressional committees a report with respect to each military alliance to which the United States is party--

(1) describing the degree to which members of the Armed Forces of the United States may, in the context of military operations undertaken by or pursuant to that alliance, be placed under the command or operational control of foreign military officers subject to the jurisdiction of the International Criminal Court because they are nationals of a party to the International Criminal Court; and

(2) evaluating the degree to which members of the Armed Forces of the United States engaged in military operations undertaken by or pursuant to that alliance may be exposed to greater risks as a result of being placed under the command or operational control of foreign military officers subject to the jurisdiction of the International Criminal Court.

(b) DESCRIPTION OF MEASURES TO ACHIEVE ENHANCED PROTECTION FOR MEMBERS OF THE ARMED FORCES OF THE UNITED STATES- Not later than 1 year after the date of the enactment of this Act, the President should transmit to the appropriate congressional committees a description of modifications to command and operational control arrangements within military alliances to which the United States is a party that could be made in order to reduce any risks to members of the Armed Forces of the United States identified pursuant to subsection (a)(2).

(c) SUBMISSION IN CLASSIFIED FORM- The report under subsection (a), and the description of measures under subsection (b), or appropriate parts thereof, may be submitted in classified form.

SEC. 2010. WITHHOLDINGS.

Funds withheld from the United States share of assessments to the United Nations or any other international organization during any fiscal year pursuant to section 705 of the Admiral James W. Nance and Meg Donovan Foreign Relations Authorization Act, Fiscal Years 2000 and 2001 (as enacted by section 1000(a)(7) of Public Law 106-113; 113 Stat. 1501A-460), are authorized to be transferred to the Embassy Security, Construction and Maintenance Account of the Department of State.

SEC. 2011. APPLICATION OF SECTIONS 2004 AND 2006 TO EXERCISE OF CONSTITUTIONAL AUTHORITIES.

(a) IN GENERAL- Sections 2004 and 2006 shall not apply to any action or actions with respect to a specific matter involving the International Criminal Court taken or directed by the President on a case-by-case basis in the exercise of the President's authority as Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces of the United States under article II, section 2 of the United States Constitution or in the exercise of the executive power under article II, section 1 of the United States Constitution.

(b) NOTIFICATION TO CONGRESS-

(1) IN GENERAL- Subject to paragraph (2), not later than 15 days after the President takes or directs an action or actions described in subsection (a) that would otherwise be prohibited under section 2004 or 2006, the President shall submit a notification of such action to the appropriate congressional committees. A notification under this paragraph shall include a description of the action, a determination that the action is in the national interest of the United States, and a justification for the action.

(2) EXCEPTION- If the President determines that a full notification under paragraph (1) could jeopardize the national security of the United States or compromise a United States law enforcement activity, not later than 15 days after the President takes or directs an action or actions referred to in paragraph (1) the President shall notify the appropriate congressional committees that an action has been taken and a determination has been made pursuant to this paragraph. The President shall provide a full notification under paragraph (1) not later than 15 days after the reasons for the determination under this paragraph no longer apply.

(c) CONSTRUCTION- Nothing in this section shall be construed as a grant of statutory authority to the President to take any action.

SEC. 2012. NONDELEGATION.

The authorities vested in the President by sections 2003 and 2011(a) may not be delegated by the President pursuant to section 301 of title 3, United States Code, or any other provision of law. The authority vested in the President by section 2005(c)(3) may not be delegated by the President pursuant to section 301 of title 3, United States Code, or any other provision of law to any official other than the Secretary of Defense, and if so delegated may not be subdelegated.

SEC. 2013. DEFINITIONS.

As used in this title and in section 706 of the Admiral James W. Nance and Meg Donovan Foreign Relations Authorization Act, Fiscal Years 2000 and 2001:

(1) APPROPRIATE CONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEES- The term `appropriate congressional committees' means the Committee on International Relations of the House of Representatives and the Committee on Foreign Relations of the Senate.

(2) CLASSIFIED NATIONAL SECURITY INFORMATION- The term `classified national security information' means information that is classified or classifiable under Executive Order 12958 or a successor Executive order.

(3) COVERED ALLIED PERSONS- The term `covered allied persons' means military personnel, elected or appointed officials, and other persons employed by or working on behalf of the government of a NATO member country, a major non-NATO ally (including Australia, Egypt, Israel, Japan, Jordan, Argentina, the Republic of Korea, and New Zealand), or Taiwan, for so long as that government is not a party to the International Criminal Court and wishes its officials and other persons working on its behalf to be exempted from the jurisdiction of the International Criminal Court.

(4) COVERED UNITED STATES PERSONS- The term `covered United States persons' means members of the Armed Forces of the United States, elected or appointed officials of the United States Government, and other persons employed by or working on behalf of the United States Government, for so long as the United States is not a party to the International Criminal Court.

(5) EXTRADITION- The terms `extradition' and `extradite' mean the extradition of a person in accordance with the provisions of chapter 209 of title 18, United States Code, (including section 3181(b) of such title) and such terms include both extradition and surrender as those terms are defined in Article 102 of the Rome Statute.

(6) INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT- The term `International Criminal Court' means the court established by the Rome Statute.

(7) MAJOR NON-NATO ALLY- The term `major non-NATO ally' means a country that has been so designated in accordance with section 517 of the Foreign Assistance Act of 1961.

(8) PARTICIPATE IN ANY PEACEKEEPING OPERATION UNDER CHAPTER VI OF THE CHARTER OF THE UNITED NATIONS OR PEACE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION UNDER CHAPTER VII OF THE CHARTER OF THE UNITED NATIONS- The term `participate in any peacekeeping operation under chapter VI of the charter of the United Nations or peace enforcement operation under chapter VII of the charter of the United Nations' means to assign members of the Armed Forces of the United States to a United Nations military command structure as part of a peacekeeping operation under chapter VI of the charter of the United Nations or peace enforcement operation under chapter VII of the charter of the United Nations in which those members of the Armed Forces of the United States are subject to the command or operational control of one or more foreign military officers not appointed in conformity with article II, section 2, clause 2 of the Constitution of the United States.

(9) PARTY TO THE INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT- The term `party to the International Criminal Court' means a government that has deposited an instrument of ratification, acceptance, approval, or accession to the Rome Statute, and has not withdrawn from the Rome Statute pursuant to Article 127 thereof.

(10) PEACEKEEPING OPERATION UNDER CHAPTER VI OF THE CHARTER OF THE UNITED NATIONS OR PEACE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION UNDER CHAPTER VII OF THE CHARTER OF THE UNITED NATIONS- The term `peacekeeping operation under chapter VI of the charter of the United Nations or peace enforcement operation under chapter VII of the charter of the United Nations' means any military operation to maintain or restore international peace and security that--

(A) is authorized by the United Nations Security Council under chapter VI or VII of the charter of the United Nations; and

(B) is paid for from assessed contributions of United Nations members that are made available for peacekeeping or peace enforcement activities.

(11) ROME STATUTE- The term `Rome Statute' means the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court, adopted by the United Nations Diplomatic Conference of Plenipotentiaries on the Establishment of an International Criminal Court on July 17, 1998.

(12) SUPPORT- The term `support' means assistance of any kind, including financial support, transfer of property or other material support, services, intelligence sharing, law enforcement cooperation, the training or detail of personnel, and the arrest or detention of individuals.

(13) UNITED STATES MILITARY ASSISTANCE- The term `United States military assistance' means--

(A) assistance provided under chapter 2 or 5 of part II of the Foreign Assistance Act of 1961 (22 U.S.C. 2151 et seq.); or

(B) defense articles or defense services furnished with the financial assistance of the United States Government, including through loans and guarantees, under section 23 of the Arms Export Control Act (22 U.S.C. 2763).

SEC. 2014. REPEAL OF LIMITATION.

The Department of Defense Appropriations Act, 2002 (division A of Public Law 107-117) is amended by striking section 8173.

SEC. 2015. ASSISTANCE TO INTERNATIONAL EFFORTS.

Nothing in this title shall prohibit the United States from rendering assistance to international efforts to bring to justice Saddam Hussein, Slobodan Milosovic, Osama bin Laden, other members of Al Queda, leaders of Islamic Jihad, and other foreign nationals accused of genocide, war crimes or crimes against humanity.

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NOW on Shopping at Wal-Mart

This week's NOW looks into the real cost of shopping at Wal-Mart:

SYLVIA CHASE, CORRESPONDENT: Wal-Mart is the nation's biggest retailer and its biggest grocer too, but there's evidence the low prices come - in part - at government expense… that the corporation shifts financial burdens to taxpayers. Health care is one of them. Consider this contrast: Unionized supermarket workers pay little or nothing for their health plans and have an average hourly wage of $10.35 per hour. Wal-Mart workers earn about 25% less… a reported $8.23 per hour.

[...]

SYLVIA CHASE: The taxpayers are apparently taking care of a lot of Wal-Mart workers. According to the Institute for Labor and Employment at the University of California/Berkeley, in 2002, Wal-Mart workers in California relied on 50% more taxpayer funded health care per employee than those at other large retail companies. Put another way, taxpayers subsidized $20.5-million-worth-of medical care for Wal-Mart in California alone.

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Holiday Card 2002

While I'm at it, here is my holiday card from 2002.

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It's called Minnie Mary and Mickey Joseph Welcome the Baby Santa, and it features Roy Rogers and Trigger, the Taco Bell Dog, Colonel Sanders, Ronald McDonald, Tinkerbell, and the Socks.com Sock Puppet.

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Holiday Card 2003

My 2003 holiday card is a collage created by Karen Whitehill. Here's the collage:

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The actresses are (I think): Veronica Lake, Jeanne Crain, Dorothy Lamour, Hedy Lamarr, Donna Reed, Vivien Leigh, Gene Tierney (Christ figure), Susan Hayward, Lana Turner, Delores Costello, Clare Collins, and Jean Simmons

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Mac, the Disposable Computer

So, I'm all in favor of this guy who is going around and spray painting advertisements to point out that the IPod has an unreplaceable battery. But, isn't this a general problem with Apple? At EPIC, we have a Mac office. I am the only PC user. And when the Imacs break, you throw them away. They're all integrated. You really can't do much with the machine besides putting in more memory. And that doesn't help much. I was once distilling a 500-page book on my Imac and it took the computer 45 mintues to complete the task, and then there were errors in the PDF. On my little Vaio, a computer built for portability, not power, it took less than two minutes.

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McGruder Booed (By Dems)

The Washington Post gossip section "reports":

"Left-wingers tend to like cartoonist Aaron McGruder for his comic-strip assaults on the Bush administration in "The Boondocks." But at a dinner Sunday night marking the 138th anniversary of the Nation magazine, McGruder earned boos for saying liberals need to be meaner if they want to win back the White House.

The cartoonist revealed that he voted in 2000 for spoiler candidate Ralph Nader, and also had the nerve to blast Al Gore for losing. "Noble failure is not acceptable," he told The Post's Richard Leiby, recounting his remarks yesterday. "You've got to be prepared to get your hands dirty. You need to do whatever it takes."

An unscripted reference to national security adviser Condoleezza Rice -- whose love life has been the topic of McGruder's strip -- also caused some discomfort in the audience, which included actress Uma Thurman, director John Waters and author E.L. Doctorow.

"I've met Condoleezza Rice and called her a murderer to her face," McGruder said. From his studio, the cartoonist opined, "This is what I do. I am always going to speak honestly. I'm always winging it, and that's one of the things that gets me into trouble."

Posted by chris at 09:10 AM | Comments (0)

Americans Keeping Their Teeth

The CDC's MMWR reports in a study titled, "Public Health and Aging: Retention of Natural Teeth Among Older Adults --- United States, 2002:"

"During the past several decades, the percentage of older adults who have retained their natural teeth has increased steadily

[...]

"In 26 states, >50% of older adults reported having most of their teeth. Estimates ranged from 27% in West Virginia to 64% in Utah. In three states (California, Colorado, and Utah), >60% had retained most of their teeth, and in five states and territories (Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Puerto Rico, and the U.S. Virgin Islands), <40% had done so. The prevalence of edentate persons (i.e., those who have lost all their natural teeth) ranged from 13% in Hawaii and California to 42% in Kentucky. In 12 states, <20% of persons, and in two states (Kentucky and West Virginia), >40% reported total tooth loss.

Retention of most of their teeth by older adults was less common among those with less than a high school education (31%) than among those with more education (46%--64%), among those with annual household incomes of <$15,000 (30%) than among those with higher incomes (41%--73%), among non-Hispanic blacks (30%) than among non-Hispanic whites (53%) or Hispanics (53%), among persons who smoked every day (31%) and some days (33%) than among persons who had quit smoking (47%) or who had never smoked (59%), among persons with diabetes (42%) than among those without diabetes (53%), and among persons reporting fair or poor general health status (38%) than among those with good to excellent general health status (56%).

Posted by chris at 05:46 PM | Comments (1)

2nd Circuit: Padilla Can't Be Held As an Enemy Combatant

Good news for American citizens--the Bush Administration cannot just throw a citizen into jail incommunicado as an enemy combatant, the 2nd Circuit has ruled (PDF).

Posted by chris at 02:45 PM | Comments (1)

Palm Settles Sex Bias Complaint

The Washington Post reports:

"The Palm, a clubby steak-and-ribs, bourbon-on-the-rocks kind of restaurant that caters to Washington's movers and shakers, has agreed to pay $500,000 to settle a federal complaint that women have been denied jobs as waiters because of their sex.

[...]

"The Palm, like many upscale restaurants catering to urban elites, had a long tradition of hiring mostly men to wait tables because male servers have been viewed as more prestigious than female servers. The first of its 29 restaurants nationwide opened in New York in 1926, and its Dupont Circle area eatery opened in 1972. According to the employment commission, waiters there can take home as much as $80,000 a year including tips.

Posted by chris at 02:41 PM | Comments (0)

Railroad Whistle Policy

There is a very interesting notice in today's Federal Register discussing when and how load a train's warning whistle has to be. The notice is way too long to summarize, but it deals in part with Florida regulations that prohibited trains from sounding their whistles at night:

"Effective July 1, 1984, Florida authorized local governments to ban
the nighttime use of whistles by intrastate trains approaching highway-
rail grade crossings equipped with flashing lights, bells, crossing
gates, and highway signs that warned motorists that train whistles
would not be sounded at night.

[...]

"In August 1990, FRA issued a study of the effect of the Florida
train whistle ban up to the end of 1989...FRA found there were almost
three times more collisions after the whistle bans were established, a
195 percent increase. If collisions continued to occur at the same rate
as before the bans began taking effect, it was estimated that 49 post-
ban collisions would have been expected. However, 115 post-ban
collisions occurred, leaving 66 crossing collisions statistically
unexplained. Nineteen people died and 59 people were injured in the 115
crossing collisions. Proportionally, 11 of the fatalities and 34 of the
injuries could be attributed to the 66 unexplained collisions.

There is also some language about the physics of a train collision:

"Compared to a collision between two highway vehicles, a collision
with a train is forty times more likely to result in a fatality. The
average freight locomotive weighs between 140 and 200 tons, compared to
the average car weight of one to two tons. Many freight trains weigh in
excess of ten thousand tons. Any highway vehicle, even a large truck,
would be crushed when struck by a moving train. The laws of physics
compound the likelihood that a motor vehicle will be crushed in a
collision with a moving train. The train's weight, when combined with
the likelihood that the train will not be able to stop to avoid a
collision, results in the potential for severe injury or death in
virtually every collision (it takes a one-hundred car train traveling
30 miles per hour approximately half a mile to stop--at 50 miles an
hour that train's stopping distance increases to one and a third
miles).

Posted by chris at 02:39 PM | Comments (1)

Raelians Induct Lauryn Hill As Honorary Guide

I don't know who subscribed me to the Raelian mailing list, but it is great! This week, the Raelians have nominated Lauryn Hill to be an honorary guide of their movement!

Press Release
December 16th, 2003
Raelian Movement

Hip-Hop singer Lauryn Hill to be nominated as Honorary Guide of the Raelian Movement

During a recent concert at the Vatican, Hip-Hop singer Lauryn Hill severely criticized the Roman Catholic Church for its corruption and abuse of children.

His Holiness Rael, who has been denouncing the Catholic Church for many decades and who also filed an official “Urgent Appeal” with the United Nations against the Catholic Church for crimes against Humanity, has nominated the popular singer as honorary guide of the Raelian Movement. Lauryn Hill is the fifth honorary guide to be nominated after Madonna, Sinead O'Connor, George Michael and Michael Moore.

On December 13th, at the 30th anniversary celebration of the Raelian Movement, His Holiness Rael also launched a one year campaign for the promotion of atheism, as monotheist religions have been the source of war and suffering for centuries and still are today. The Raelian Movement is the largest organization in the world for the promotion of atheism and will unite all atheist organizations in Rome on December 13, 2004 for a demonstration at the place where Giordano Bruno was burned alive. A statue of the Pope will be burned in memory of all those, like Giordano Bruno, who were abused and killed by the Catholic Church for speaking the truth.

For more information, please contact our public relation office at: 305-690-9800 or donnajn@bellsouth.net

www.rael.org

Posted by chris at 09:20 PM | Comments (4)

Fuck You and Your H2

Someone out there has created a website to attack Hummer H2 Owners. I had heard that the H2 was really built on a normal truck frame:

"The H2 is the ultimate poseur vehicle. It has the chassis of a Chevy Tahoe and a body that looks like the original Hummer; i.e. it's a Chevy Tahoe in disguise."

Ha!

Via Reenhead.

Posted by chris at 09:15 PM | Comments (0)

Pigs Getting Cheaper?

There is an interesting notice in the Federal Register today discussing assessments on pigs made under the "Pork Promotion, Research, and Consumer Information Act of 1985:"

"This proposed rule would decrease the amount of assessments on imported pork and pork products subject to assessment by five-hundredths to seven-hundredths of a cent per pound, or as expressed in cents per kilogram, eleven-hundredths to fifteen-hundredths of a cent per kilogram. This decrease is consistent with the decrease in the annual average price of domestic barrows and gilts for calendar year 2002. The average annual market price decreased from $45.87 in 2001 to $37.09 in 2002, a decrease of about 20 percent."

That market price is per hundredweight.

Posted by chris at 09:39 AM | Comments (0)

ISO: Lauryn Hill Transcript

Okay, so we all know that Lauryn Hill performed at the Vatican the other day, and used the opportunity wisely to shit on the Catholic Church. But where oh where can one find a transcript of what she actually said? The English papers only describe it, while it appears as though an Italian paper actually transcribed it. This is what I have so far:

The New York Times Arts Briefing reports:

"I realize some of you may be offended by what I'm saying, but what do you say to the families who were betrayed by the people in whom they believed?"

Now, that's nothing. A fuller quote was run by Seattle's Post Intelligencer:

"God has been a witness to the corruption of His leadership, of the exploitation and abuses ... by the clergy," she was quoted as saying. "I realize some of you may be offended by what I'm saying, but what do you say to the families who were betrayed by the people in whom they believed?"

Mens News Daily adds:

Hip-hop singer Lauryn Hill accused Catholic Church leaders of "moral corruption, exploitation and abuse" during a performance at a Christmas concert at the Vatican.

Ananova reports:

Hill told the crowd to seek blessings "from God not men" and said she did "not believe in representatives of God on earth".

Reuters reports:

"I did not come here to celebrate the birth of Christ with you but to ask you why you are not in mourning for his death inside this place," she said according to a transcript of her statement run by the Rome newspaper La Repubblica.

[...]

"God has been a witness to the corruption of his leadership, of the exploitation and abuses ... by the clergy," she said.

SMH reports:

"Holy God has witnessed the corruption of your leadership, of the exploitation and abuses which are the minimum that can be said for the clergy," she added, calling on the hierarchy to "repent".

And finally, the Catholic League, the apologists for the abuses of that awful church, attacked Lauryn Hill, but not on the merits. Instead, they merely poisoned the well:

“Last year Lauryn Hill stepped onstage at Carnegie Hall and admitted to the crowd that her life was ‘a mess.’ Judging from her latest outburst in Vatican City, nothing seems to have changed. Pathologically miserable, Hill has confessed to taking ‘some lighter fluid and a match and burned everything I had built because the foundation was wrong.’ It is no wonder that in one of her songs, she literally asks God to ‘save me from myself.’

“Hill’s personal problems do not justify her rants against the Catholic Church. After all, Sinead O’Connor isn’t exactly normal, either, and she justifiably paid a price for her stunt on Saturday Night Live when she ripped up a picture of the pope. We expect Hill’s career, already in decline, will continue to head south. Columbia Records should show her the gate.”

Posted by chris at 09:09 PM | Comments (2)

Morford on Tray-Table Ads

A friend suggested that she is going to start flying with a magic marker in order to deface the newest advertising intrusion into our world: airline tray table advertising.

Mark Morford has a great column on "TTA:"

Friday, December 12, 2003 (SF Gate)
Fly The Friendly Ad Sluts/Because there really is absolutely nowhere that marketing schmucks will not stick a logo
By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist

Just when you think it can't possibly get any more mutated and underhanded
and insulting and oh my god when will it stop.

Just when you think it's all been done and they can't possibly dream up
one more inane gimmick or obnoxious trick or devious smirking ploy to slap
yet another corporate logo or SUV advertisement in front of your singed
eyeballs, along comes . . . tray-table advertising.

Yes. Tray tables. On airplanes. Right there.

[...]

Tray-table advertising is the latest thing. TTA is beginning with America
West Airlines and will almost certainly be coming to a flight near you.
Why? Because Madison Avenue apparently has yet to exploit and abuse every
possible inch of space in the public sphere.

Because it's not enough that they put little ads on ATM machines and on
the little separator bars at the grocery-store checkout and on the insides
of the restroom-stall doors and on paper coffee-cup holders and in the
previews at the movie theater and in that goddamn pop-up window in your
browser right now, stopping just short of breaking into your home at night
and drugging you up and tattooing a Coke logo onto the underside of your
eyelids.

Because they are shameless and whorelike and borderline insane, and on a
long flight you are a miserable and deliciously captive audience.

This is what the marketing people love the most about TTA. You cannot
escape. You cannot get off the plane. Your only option to avoid tainting
your soul is to flip your tray table back up (or down, depending on where
they stick the ad) and try to ignore it entirely.

Which is no solution at all, given how four inches away is another seat
with another person whose tray table has the exact same ad, and you can
only sigh in realization that you are, in fact, utterly surrounded with
the dumb porn of relentless marketing, again.

And all you can really do is pop the Valium and put on the headphones and
close your eyes and drift off into the nice reverie featuring open fields
and beautiful oceans and happy woodland creatures as yet unstamped with a
ConAgra hormone-injected toxic brand of inedibility.

Oh hell. It's not really a big deal. It's just another dumb ad in a vast
teeming unrelenting sea of dumb ads. Right? Of course it is.

But is there no threshold? This is the question. Is there no point when we
all collectively recoil at the savage parade of schlock and awe, and we
all raise our hands to the sky and scream our collective agony just before
slumping down on the couch for 19 minutes of beer commercials interspersed
with 11 minutes of "Frasier?"

You'd think we'd have reached saturation. You'd think that there simply
cannot be a single person existing in modern American popular culture
today who has not been so inundated, so completely drenched and hammered
and pulverized since birth by the never-ending jackhammer of brands and
logos and slogans, that therefore there is simply no way they would be
open to any "new" attempt to sucker punch their last unsuspecting synapse.

You are, apparently, wrong. There are more ways. There are always more
ways.

It is all in the name of helping the consumer, they claim, and the airline
says the ads can help keep ticket prices lower and, hey, that can only be
a good thing and therefore no one will complain because, as the cancer of
Wal-Mart has proven, America values nothing, absolutely nothing, more than a bargain.

We will sacrifice our integrity for it. We will sacrifice our rational
thought, our sense of decency, our sense of fair play. We will gladly hand
over, in the case of cheap-ass garbage food, our own health, and our
children's health, and the decent functionality of our hearts and sex organs and arteries.

We will sacrifice American jobs. We will gladly let the plant down the
road shut down and fire 5,000 employees because they had to ship all
manufacturing to overseas sweatshops in order to be able to sell their wares to Wal-Mart.

We will sacrifice our planet. Gladly, every day, every corner, every
possible resource. Noise pollution and air pollution and light pollution
and corporate pollution. We do not care. So long as it results in lower
prices on the 30,000 brands of corn flakes or a free barrel of oil for the Expedition, we're there.

Tray-table ads are a tiny speck, the latest infinitesimal blow to the
integrity of the human animal. They are, of course, no big deal and in a
few years when all jetliners look like the inside of city buses, plastered
all over with ads for Heineken and Xanax, we will think nothing of it and
think this is how it has always been and always will be and oh well might
as well just shut up and get used to it.

Because if we have learned anything, it is not so much that we are a
free-wheelin' capitalist society and therefore you just gotta deal with
the ugly and invasive consequences, the snarling sloganeering and
incessant little cries of consume, consume, consume.

Rather, we have learned that the demons of that capitalist pantheon will,
in fact, stop at absolutely nothing to market you to death so they may
finally stick you in a nice $2,000 coffin -- which you can, of course, buy
right now at Costco for only $1,499, while supplies last.

Extended Entry:

Just when you think it can't possibly get any more mutated and underhanded
and insulting and oh my god when will it stop.

Just when you think it's all been done and they can't possibly dream up
one more inane gimmick or obnoxious trick or devious smirking ploy to slap
yet another corporate logo or SUV advertisement in front of your singed
eyeballs, along comes . . . tray-table advertising.

Yes. Tray tables. On airplanes. Right there.

So now, after you suffer an hour of interminable security checks and the
removal of your shoes and your belt and your pants and your nipple ring
only to wait in line C at the airline counter for 117 minutes just to get
stuck in the middle seat on that four-hour flight to Chicago . . .

And you sit down and squeeze in your arms to your sides and make yourself
very small and start breathing that toxic recycled bone-dry pressurized
air and realize that every single flight exposes your id to this warped
artificial canned surreality that simply cannot be good for your karmic
complexion . . .

And after the flight attendant ambles by with drinks and you flip down the
tray table to receive your requisite 2.7 ounces of refreshing canned
heavily sugared beverage in a plastic nonrecycled cup, you will see, right
there on the tray, a large unavoidable advertisement for, say, Bank of
America. Or Amex. Or Mercedes. Staring right back at you. For the entire
flight. Joy.

Tray-table advertising is the latest thing. TTA is beginning with America
West Airlines and will almost certainly be coming to a flight near you.
Why? Because Madison Avenue apparently has yet to exploit and abuse every
possible inch of space in the public sphere.

Because it's not enough that they put little ads on ATM machines and on
the little separator bars at the grocery-store checkout and on the insides
of the restroom-stall doors and on paper coffee-cup holders and in the
previews at the movie theater and in that goddamn pop-up window in your
browser right now, stopping just short of breaking into your home at night
and drugging you up and tattooing a Coke logo onto the underside of your
eyelids.

Because they are shameless and whorelike and borderline insane, and on a
long flight you are a miserable and deliciously captive audience.

This is what the marketing people love the most about TTA. You cannot
escape. You cannot get off the plane. Your only option to avoid tainting
your soul is to flip your tray table back up (or down, depending on where
they stick the ad) and try to ignore it entirely.

Which is no solution at all, given how four inches away is another seat
with another person whose tray table has the exact same ad, and you can
only sigh in realization that you are, in fact, utterly surrounded with
the dumb porn of relentless marketing, again.

And all you can really do is pop the Valium and put on the headphones and
close your eyes and drift off into the nice reverie featuring open fields
and beautiful oceans and happy woodland creatures as yet unstamped with a
ConAgra hormone-injected toxic brand of inedibility.

Oh hell. It's not really a big deal. It's just another dumb ad in a vast
teeming unrelenting sea of dumb ads. Right? Of course it is.

But is there no threshold? This is the question. Is there no point when we
all collectively recoil at the savage parade of schlock and awe, and we
all raise our hands to the sky and scream our collective agony just before
slumping down on the couch for 19 minutes of beer commercials interspersed
with 11 minutes of "Frasier?"

You'd think we'd have reached saturation. You'd think that there simply
cannot be a single person existing in modern American popular culture
today who has not been so inundated, so completely drenched and hammered
and pulverized since birth by the never-ending jackhammer of brands and
logos and slogans, that therefore there is simply no way they would be
open to any "new" attempt to sucker punch their last unsuspecting synapse.

You are, apparently, wrong. There are more ways. There are always more
ways.

It is all in the name of helping the consumer, they claim, and the airline
says the ads can help keep ticket prices lower and, hey, that can only be
a good thing and therefore no one will complain because, as the cancer of
Wal-Mart has proven, America values nothing, absolutely nothing, more than a bargain.

We will sacrifice our integrity for it. We will sacrifice our rational
thought, our sense of decency, our sense of fair play. We will gladly hand
over, in the case of cheap-ass garbage food, our own health, and our
children's health, and the decent functionality of our hearts and sex organs and arteries.

We will sacrifice American jobs. We will gladly let the plant down the
road shut down and fire 5,000 employees because they had to ship all
manufacturing to overseas sweatshops in order to be able to sell their wares to Wal-Mart.

We will sacrifice our planet. Gladly, every day, every corner, every
possible resource. Noise pollution and air pollution and light pollution
and corporate pollution. We do not care. So long as it results in lower
prices on the 30,000 brands of corn flakes or a free barrel of oil for the Expedition, we're there.

Tray-table ads are a tiny speck, the latest infinitesimal blow to the
integrity of the human animal. They are, of course, no big deal and in a
few years when all jetliners look like the inside of city buses, plastered
all over with ads for Heineken and Xanax, we will think nothing of it and
think this is how it has always been and always will be and oh well might
as well just shut up and get used to it.

Because if we have learned anything, it is not so much that we are a
free-wheelin' capitalist society and therefore you just gotta deal with
the ugly and invasive consequences, the snarling sloganeering and
incessant little cries of consume, consume, consume.

Rather, we have learned that the demons of that capitalist pantheon will,
in fact, stop at absolutely nothing to market you to death so they may
finally stick you in a nice $2,000 coffin -- which you can, of course, buy
right now at Costco for only $1,499, while supplies last.

Posted by chris at 02:09 PM | Comments (1)

Awards for Boozing

Modern Drunkard Magazine presents Above and Beyond Last Call: Awards for Boozing Beyond the Call of Duty. My favorite is the Purple Liver.

"Motto: “The liver is evil and must be punished.”

"No amount of blinding pain and visible swelling will sway the recipients of this medal from wholeheartedly attacking that most haughty and insolent of internal organs. “Take that, you bastard, and here comes another!” he will shout at his sworn enemy as he tests its will with jolt after jolt of rotgut tequila.

Posted by chris at 09:21 PM | Comments (0)

Bill Moyers on Federal Preemption ot State Consumer Protection

Bill Moyer's NOW has had the first real coverage of a very important consumer protection issue that I work on: the problem of the federal government preempting state consumer protection law. The spam legislation that just passed, for instance, could be seen as a spam legalization law, as it preempted California's much more stringent protections. In a way, the bill is spam protection legislation. It sets out standards that actually give spam advertising more protection than other forms of marketing.

In the context of financial services, the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency is trying to stop state AGs from enforcing laws against national banks or their subsidiaries! For more information, see OCC Watch and the comments written by EPIC in opposition to preemption of state enforcement.

The full transcript of Moyers show is online:

MOYERS: Something is going on here because the see-saw is moving
again because when Massachusetts ruled recently in favor of gay
marriage, Washington started asking for… calling for national
standards on marriage. In the new bill that just has been passed to
try to protect us against excessive spam there's a little provision
in there which says that you, at the state level, cannot pass laws
on spam protection stronger than Washington.

SPITZER: That's right. There has been historically this huge
tradition, 200 years of debate between state and federal powers that
goes back to the Federalist Papers, the Articles of Confederation.
All the way back. But the odd thing is Bill that dating to the days
of President Reagan, the more conservative world view had been give
power back to the states.

Now, suddenly it appears they've changed their tune and they're
trying to say, "No, we don't like it. We don't like what we're
seeing when states get active in exercising that power." They want
to suddenly change their argument and say, "Limit state power. We
don't want state prosecution. State enforcement of the law. Bring
all the power back to Washington."

[...]

MOYERS: You're asking for tougher measures than Washington wants to
impose, right.

SPITZER: Yes.

MOYERS: I mean, it is…

SPITZER: But also just trying to enforce the law that's been there
parenthetically since the days that President Nixon. President Nixon
signed this bill and agreed with us on this matter.

MOYERS: It is a strange and brave new world when liberal Democrats
and liberal Republicans are advocating states rights and the
conservatives who control Washington are advocating stringent…

SPITZER: It is…

MOYERS: …federal…

SPITZER: I don't use the word states' rights. Because I still think
there's a tinge to that phrase that evokes memories that I think are
not the one's we want to evoke. I think there needs to be an
appropriate balance between the states and the federal government.
But where there are voids, where you withdraw from your appropriate
function and cede the turf to us, we have no choice but to jump into
that void to bring the enforcement actions that are needed to
protect the public, whether it's the integrity of the stock market
or our environment.

MOYERS: Elliot Spitzer, the Attorney General of New York, thank you
for being on NOW.

SPITZER: Thank you so much.

Posted by chris at 12:17 PM | Comments (2)

Strom's Love Child?

Oh yeah! The Washington Post reports:

"A 78-year-old retired Los Angeles schoolteacher said she is breaking a lifetime of silence to announce that she is the illegitimate mixed-race daughter of former U.S. senator James Strom Thurmond (R-S.C.), once the nation's leading segregationist. In an interview, the woman said that Thurmond privately acknowledged her as his daughter and provided financial support since 1941."

Posted by chris at 10:01 AM | Comments (0)

The Color of Political Money

The OUCH! Newsletter, a listserv of information about money in politics annouces a new website:

"www.colorofmoney.org, allows you to conduct your own research on campaign money, race/ethnicity, and income in your own communities. You can look up information about your own state, top contributing metro areas, and zip code, as well as viewing color maps of the 25 top contributing metropolitan areas nationwide.

"You will see that the current campaign finance system discriminates against communities of color. The voices of people of color are muted because they typically can't afford to give as much campaign cash as white, wealthy communities do. As long as we have privately funded elections, and those who give money matter more than those that don't, this country will not be living up to the sacred value of "one person, one vote."

Posted by chris at 09:02 PM | Comments (0)

Feds to Warn About Tuna Consumption

The Washington Post today reports that the FDA is planning to warn Americans that: "pregnant women, nursing mothers and even those thinking of getting pregnant to limit their consumption of tuna as part of a broad advisory concerning the dangers of eating fish and shellfish with elevated levels of harmful mercury."

Last week, the Post reported that the White House and EPA were working to "undo regulations that would force power plants to sharply reduce mercury emissions and other toxic pollutants, according to a government document and interviews with officials."

Posted by chris at 10:44 AM | Comments (0)

Advisory Body Created to Investigate Noice & Marine Mammals

The Marine Mammal Commission has created a Federal Advisory Committee to address the problem of "antyhropogenic sound on marine mammals." The new Committee is called the "Advisory Committee on Acoustic Impacts on Marine Mammals." Personally, I'd like an Advisory Committee on Acoustic Impacts on Land Mammals. It could be an appropriate vehicle to eliminate car alarms, and other audible annoyances.

Extended Entry:

[Federal Register: December 11, 2003 (Volume 68, Number 238)]
[Notices]
[Page 69089-69090]
From the Federal Register Online via GPO Access [wais.access.gpo.gov]
[DOCID:fr11de03-85]

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MARINE MAMMAL COMMISSION


Committee Management; Notice of Establishment; Advisory Committee
on Acoustic Impacts on Marine Mammals

AGENCY: Marine Mammal Commission.

ACTION: Charter filed for the Advisory Committee on Acoustic Impacts on
Marine Mammals.

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SUMMARY: The Chairman of the Marine Mammal Commission (Commission) has
determined that the establishment of the Advisory Committee on Acoustic
Impacts on Marine Mammals (Committee) is necessary and in the public
interest in connection with fulfilling Commission mandates created
under the Omnibus Appropriations Act of 2003 (Pub. L. 108-7). This
determination follows consultation with the Office of Management and
Budget and with the Committee Management Secretariat, General Services
Administration (GSA).

[[Page 69090]]

In accordance with the Federal Advisory Committee Act, the charter
has been filed with the GSA, the chair of the Commission, the Senate
Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation, and the House of
Representatives Committee on Resources. A copy of the charter has also
been submitted to the Library of Congress.
Name of Committee: Advisory Committee on Acoustic Impacts on Marine
Mammals
Purpose and Objective: Committee members will participate in a
policy dialogue to review available information, identify research
needs, and recommend management actions and strategies related to the
impacts of antyhropogenic sound on marine mammals.
Balanced Membership Plans: In an effort to assess the need for an
advisory committee, over eighty individuals from a wide variety of
interested stakeholder groups were interviewed. The Commission also
solicited comments and nominations for the Committee in the Federal
Register.
The Committee will consist of approximately 26 members representing
entities who activities introduce anthropogenic sounds into the marine
environment, government regulatory and funding agencies, non-
governmental organizations including environmental groups, and
scientists with pertinent expertise. Every effort has been made to
select Committee members who have a high level of expertise and
interest concerning the impacts of sound on marine mammals and other
components of the marine environment, who have decision-making
authority, and who have demonstrated their ability to represent a
constituency and communicate effectively with constituents whose
interests they represent.
Duration: Continuing.
Responsible Commission Official: David Cottingham, Executive
Director, Marine Mammal Commission, 4340 East-West Hwy., Rm. 905,
Bethesda, MD 20814.

DATES: The Commission intends to appoint Committee members in December
2003 and convene the Committee's first meeting in early February 2004.
A list of Committee members will be posted on the Commission's Web site
(http://www.mmc.gov).

FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CONTACT: Erin Vos, Project Manager for Sound-
Related Meetings and Actions, Marine Mammal Commission, 4340 East-West Hwy., Rm. 905, Bethesda, MD 20814, e-mail: evos@mmc.gov, tel.: (301)
504-0087, fax: (301) 504-0099; or visit the Commission Web site at
http://www.mmc.gov.

Dated: December 4, 2003.
David Cottingham,
Executive Director.
[FR Doc. 03-30682 Filed 12-10-03; 8:45 am]

BILLING CODE 6820-31-M

Posted by chris at 10:15 AM | Comments (0)

For the Record...Galileo Is in the Health Code Violation Column

That mediocre four-star expensive-ass restaurant Galileo is in the Health Code Violations column this week. I am unsure of what the abatement notice was--perhaps it's worth a call to the restaurant to see...

Galileo
1110 21st St. NW
Closed Dec. 3 for failure to comply with 10-day abatement notice. Reopened the same day.

Posted by chris at 10:10 AM | Comments (0)

S20

The Wall Street Journal reports that the advertising industry is planning a week-long event to promote commercial messages.

This needs a serious protest! S20 it is!

"Ad agencies Thursday are expected to announce plans for Advertising
Week in New York City, a fall event designed to spark more awareness
about the services Madison Avenue provides.

"The promotional gala has been crafted to emulate other showy
Manhattan events such as Fashion Week, where designers unveil their
latest creations, and is slated to start the week of Sept. 20, 2004.
A Madison Avenue Advertising Walk of Fame will be dedicated, with
the American public choosing the icons and slogans to be inducted.
Separately, ad aficionados will be able to choose America's favorite
print and broadcast ads through a public vote online via Yahoo. A
parade of ad icons also is being contemplated. Other events are
being planned. Executives hope to make the festival an annual one.

Posted by chris at 09:38 AM | Comments (0)

Observer: Ghostwriters Hoodwink Medical Journals

The Observer reports:

Hundreds of articles in medical journals claiming to be written by academics or doctors have been penned by ghostwriters in the pay of drug companies, an Observer inquiry reveals.

[...]

Few within the industry are brave enough to break cover. However, Susanna Rees, an editorial assistant with a medical writing agency until 2002, was so concerned about what she witnessed that she posted a letter on the British Medical Journal website.

'Medical writing agencies go to great lengths to disguise the fact that the papers they ghostwrite and submit to journals and conferences are ghostwritten on behalf of pharmaceutical companies and not by the named authors,' she wrote. 'There is a relatively high success rate for ghostwritten submissions - not outstanding, but consistent.'

Rees said part of her job had been to ensure that any article that was submitted electronically would give no clues as to the origin of the research.

'One standard procedure I have used states that before a paper is submitted to a journal electronically or on disc, the editorial assistant must open the file properties of the Word document manuscript and remove the names of the medical writing agency or agency ghostwriter or pharmaceutical company and replace these with the name and institution of the person who has been invited by the pharmaceutical drug company (or the agency acting on its behalf) to be named as lead author, but who may have had no actual input into the paper,' she wrote.

[...]

Dr Richard Smith, editor of the British Journal of Medicine, admitted ghostwriting was a 'very big problem' .

'We are being hoodwinked by the drug companies. The articles come in with doctors' names on them and we often find some of them have little or no idea about what they have written,' he said.

'When we find out, we reject the paper, but it is very difficult. In a sense, we have brought it on ourselves by insisting that any involvement by a drug company should be made explicit. They have just found ways to get round this and go undercover.'

Posted by chris at 09:44 AM | Comments (0)

Most Interesting Federal Register Notice I've Found

Appears in today's Register. The notice concerns repatriation of Indian items held by the FBI in San Francisco:

The cultural item is a braided scalp with a decorative covering of
red wool and contrasting blue wool cross.
In 1876, Corporal William O. Taylor acquired the scalp under
unknown circumstances while serving as a member of General George A.
Custer's Sioux Expedition. The scalp was subsequently acquired by Mr.
Alexander Acevedo. On April 4, 1995, Butterfield and Butterfield
Auction House, San Francisco, CA, held a sale of items under Mr.
Acevedo's control. The estimated sale price of the scalp was listed in
the auction catalog as between $3,000 and $4,000. On May 5, 1995, the
scalp was sold to Ripley's Entertainment, Orlando, FL, for $7,150.
Accompanying the scalp in the auction catalog was a pipe tomahawk,
also acquired by Corporal Taylor in 1876. A faded label attached to the
pipe tomahawk reads, ``A Black Hills Indian Tomahawk and Pipe/Captured
by ... he was ... killed ... and scalped the ... 35 years ... August
19, 1876.'' The auction catalog listed the battle of Slim Buttes as the
source of the pipe tomahawk. It is believed that Corporal Taylor
acquired the scalp and the pipe tomahawk after the battle of Slim
Buttes. The pipe tomahawk is not considered to be subject to
repatriation under NAGPRA.
On April 3, 1996, at the request of the United States Attorney's
Office for the Northern District of California, the Federal Bureau of
Investigation, San Francisco, CA, began an investigation into the
trafficking of Native American scalps by Butterfield and Butterfield
Auction House. On July 19, 1996, Ripley's Entertainment released
custody of the scalp to Federal Bureau of Investigation agents. The
scalp was sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Laboratory
Division, Hair and Fiber Section, Washington, DC, for examination.
Based on morphological characteristics, the Federal Bureau of
Investigation determined that the hair on the scalp exhibits mongoloid
characteristics, a classification that encompasses Native American
hair.

Extended Entry:

[Federal Register: December 10, 2003 (Volume 68, Number 237)]
[Notices]
[Page 68949-68950]
From the Federal Register Online via GPO Access [wais.access.gpo.gov]
[DOCID:fr10de03-113]
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DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR

National Park Service


Notice of Intent to Repatriate a Cultural Item: U.S. Department
of Justice, Federal Bureau of Investigation, San Francisco, CA

AGENCY: National Park Service, Interior.

ACTION: Notice.

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Notice is here given in accordance with the Native American Graves
Protection and Repatriation Act (NAGPRA), 43 CFR 10.8 (f), of the
intent to repatriate a cultural item in the possession of the U.S.
Department of Justice, Federal Bureau of Investigation, San Francisco,
CA, that meets the definition of sacred object under 25 U.S.C. 3001.
This notice is published as part of the National Park Service's
administrative responsibilities under NAGPRA, 25 U.S.C. 3003 (d)(3).
The determinations within this notice are the sole responsibility of
the museum, institution, or Federal agency that has control of the
cultural item. The National Park Service is not responsible for the
determinations within this notice.
The cultural item is a braided scalp with a decorative covering of
red wool and contrasting blue wool cross.
In 1876, Corporal William O. Taylor acquired the scalp under
unknown circumstances while serving as a member of General George A.
Custer's Sioux Expedition. The scalp was subsequently acquired by Mr.
Alexander Acevedo. On April 4, 1995, Butterfield and Butterfield
Auction House, San Francisco, CA, held a sale of items under Mr.
Acevedo's control. The estimated sale price of the scalp was listed in
the auction catalog as between $3,000 and $4,000. On May 5, 1995, the
scalp was sold to Ripley's Entertainment, Orlando, FL, for $7,150.
Accompanying the scalp in the auction catalog was a pipe tomahawk,
also acquired by Corporal Taylor in 1876. A faded label attached to the
pipe tomahawk reads, ``A Black Hills Indian Tomahawk and Pipe/Captured
by ... he was ... killed ... and scalped the ... 35 years ... August
19, 1876.'' The auction catalog listed the battle of Slim Buttes as the
source of the pipe tomahawk. It is believed that Corporal Taylor
acquired the scalp and the pipe tomahawk after the battle of Slim
Buttes. The pipe tomahawk is not considered to be subject to
repatriation under NAGPRA.
On April 3, 1996, at the request of the United States Attorney's
Office for the Northern District of California, the Federal Bureau of
Investigation, San Francisco, CA, began an investigation into the
trafficking of Native American scalps by Butterfield and Butterfield
Auction House. On July 19, 1996, Ripley's Entertainment released
custody of the scalp to Federal Bureau of Investigation agents. The
scalp was sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, Laboratory
Division, Hair and Fiber Section, Washington, DC, for examination.
Based on morphological characteristics, the Federal Bureau of
Investigation determined that the hair on the scalp exhibits mongoloid
characteristics, a classification that encompasses Native American
hair.
Historic records indicate that the battle of Slim Buttes occurred
on September 9-10, 1876, when forces led by Captain Anson Mills
encountered a village of about 37 Minniconjou lodges. The battle was
soon joined by warriors from nearby Sans Arc, Brule, and Cheyenne
camps. Lakota oral tradition indicates that all of the tribal
participants in the battle of Slim Buttes belonged to the Mnikoju
(Minniconjou) and Itazipco (Sans Arc) bands. Descendants of the Mnikoju
(Minniconjou) and Itazipco (Sans Arc) bands that participated in the
battle of Slim Buttes are included in the present-day Cheyenne River
Sioux Tribe of the Cheyenne River Reservation, South Dakota.
In 1994, representatives of Cheyenne River Sioux Tribe of the
Cheyenne River Reservation, South Dakota; Flandreau Santee Sioux Tribe
of South Dakota; Oglala Sioux Tribe of the Pine Ridge Reservation,
South Dakota; Rosebud Sioux Tribe of the Rosebud Indian Reservation,
South Dakota; and Santee Sioux Tribe of the Santee Reservation of
Nebraska signed a memorandum of agreement that authorized
representatives of any of the signatory tribes to speak on behalf of
all five Indian tribes.
In 2002, a representative of the signatory tribes reviewed the
information pertaining to the scalp and concluded that the scalp was a
war trophy taken by one of the Mnikoju (Minniconjou) or Itazipco (Sans
Arc) warriors from one of their traditional enemies, possibly the
Arikara, Pawnee, or Crow. The representative of the signatory tribes
identified the scalp as innately sacred. Among the Lakota, scalping is
a way of showing contempt for an enemy's prowess in war. The
Iwa'kiciwacipi, or scalp dance, was performed to punish the individual
from whom the scalp was taken. Another ceremony must be performed after
a period of time in order to release the captured spirit of the
individual from whom the scalp was taken. The representative of the
signatory tribes has requested that the scalp be returned in order to
perform the spirit-releasing ceremony. The representative of the
signatory tribes also indicated that the signatory tribes do not intend
to preclude repatriation of the scalp to any other federally recognized
Indian tribe. The signatory tribes will immediately withdraw their
request at any time that any federally recognized Indian tribe submits
a competing claim to repatriate the scalp.
Officials of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, San Francisco,
CA, have determined that, pursuant to 25 U.S.C.

[[Page 68950]]

3001 (9-10), the human remains described above represent the physical
remains of one individual of Native American ancestry. Officials of the
Federal Bureau of Investigation, San Francisco, CA, also have
determined that, pursuant to 25 U.S.C. 3001 (2), there is insufficient
evidence to reasonably trace a shared group identity between the human
remains and an Indian tribe. Officials of the Federal Bureau of
Investigation, San Francisco, CA, also have determined that, pursuant
to 25 U.S.C. 3001 (3)(C), the cultural item is a specific ceremonial
object needed by traditional Native American religious leaders for the
practice of traditional Native American religions by their present-day
adherents. Finally, officials of the Federal Bureau of Investigation,
San Francisco, CA, have determined that, pursuant to 25 U.S.C. 3001
(2), there is a relationship of shared group identity that can be
reasonably traced between the sacred object and the Cheyenne River
Sioux Tribe of the Cheyenne River Reservation, South Dakota; Flandreau
Santee Sioux Tribe of South Dakota; Lower Sioux Indian Community in the
State of Minnesota; Oglala Sioux Tribe of the Pine Ridge Reservation,
South Dakota; Rosebud Sioux Tribe of the Rosebud Indian Reservation,
South Dakota; and Santee Sioux Tribe of the Santee Reservation of
Nebraska.
Representatives of any other Indian tribe that believes itself to
be culturally affiliated with the sacred object should contact Special
Agent Brian J. Guy, Federal Bureau of Investigation, 450 Golden Gate
Avenue, San Francisco, CA 94102, telephone (415) 553-7400, before
January 9, 2004. Repatriation of the sacred object to the Cheyenne
River Sioux Tribe of the Cheyenne River Reservation, South Dakota;
Flandreau Santee Sioux Tribe of South Dakota; Lower Sioux Indian
Community in the State of Minnesota; Oglala Sioux Tribe of the Pine
Ridge Reservation, South Dakota; Rosebud Sioux Tribe of the Rosebud
Indian Reservation, South Dakota; and Santee Sioux Tribe of the Santee
Reservation of Nebraska may proceed after that date if no additional
claimants come forward.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation, San Francisco, CA, is
responsible for notifying the Cheyenne River Sioux Tribe of the
Cheyenne River Reservation, South Dakota; Crow Tribe of Montana;
Flandreau Santee Sioux Tribe of South Dakota; Lower Sioux Indian
Community in the State of Minnesota; Oglala Sioux Tribe of the Pine
Ridge Reservation, South Dakota; Pawnee Nation of Oklahoma; Rosebud
Sioux Tribe of the Rosebud Indian Reservation, South Dakota; Santee
Sioux Tribe of the Santee Reservation of Nebraska; Standing Rock Sioux
Tribe of North & South Dakota; and Three Affiliated Tribes of the Fort
Berthold Reservation, North Dakota that this notice has been published.

Dated: November 5, 2003.
John Robbins,
Assistant Director, Cultural Resources.
[FR Doc. 03-30569 Filed 12-9-03; 8:45 am]

BILLING CODE 4310-50-S

Posted by chris at 09:07 AM | Comments (0)

Incarcerated? Brain Hurts? The CDC Wants to Know!

The Center for Disease Control has published a notice announcing a study for determining the prevalence of traumatic brain injuries among those who are institutionalized:

"The purpose of the program is to fund a cooperative agreement to conduct pilot studies to investigate methods for determining the prevalence of a history of traumatic brain injury (TBI) in an institutionalized population. For purposes of this RFA, ``institutionalized'' refers to persons who are either incarcerated or
residing in a nursing home. Research on only one of these populations should be proposed.

Anecdotal reports suggest that a very large proportion of the prison population may have experienced one or more TBIs, with many of them occurring prior to incarceration. The cognitive deficits that can result from traumatic brain injuries often are not visible, and behavioral and emotional problems associated with TBI may be attributed to other causes. Thus, prisoners with TBI as well as prison officials may not be aware of the signs, symptoms, and long term problems resulting from TBI, and therefore may not seek or provide appropriate treatment or other interventions. Better methods for identifying incarcerated persons with a history of TBI and related problems could lead to improved management of TBI in this population.

Posted by chris at 08:57 AM | Comments (1)

Spinal Cord Orgasmatron

Reuters reports:

"An American surgeon who has patented a device that triggers an orgasm has begun a clinical trial approved by the Food and Drug Administration in the United States and is looking for female volunteers.

[...]

"Meloy, of Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, is hoping to find eight more volunteers willing to have electrodes inserted in their spine and be connected to a pacemaker-size machine implanted under the skin to heighten their sexual pleasure.

"The married woman who tested the machine, dubbed an orgasmatron, had not had an orgasm for four years. But during the nine days she used it, she had several.

For more information, see these New Scientist articles: Push-Button Pleasure and Orgasmatron Inventor Seeks Female Volunteers.

Posted by chris at 09:40 AM | Comments (0)

Here's a Waste of $33M

The Department of Health and Human Services published this notice:

"The Health Resources and Services Administration (HRSA) announces that approximately $33 million in fiscal year (FY) 2004 funds will be available for making competitive grants to provide abstinence education to adolescents, subject to the availability of appropriations.

[...]

Projects funded through the SPRANS Community-Based Abstinence Education Grant Program share a common definition of ``abstinence education'' with the Section 510-funded State programs. For purposes of both programs (as well as abstinence education programs funded under the Title XX Adolescent Family Life program), the term ``abstinence education'' means ``an educational or motivational program which--

(A) has as its exclusive purpose, teaching the social, psychological, and health gains to be realized by abstaining from sexual activity;

(B) teaches abstinence from sexual activity outside marriage as the expected standard for all school age children;

(C) teaches that abstinence from sexual activity is the only certain way to avoid out-of-wedlock pregnancy, sexually transmitted diseases, and other associated health problems;

(D) teaches that a mutually faithful monogamous relationship in the context of marriage is the expected standard of human sexual activity;

(E) teaches that sexual activity outside of the context of marriage is likely to have harmful psychological and physical effects;

(F) teaches that bearing children out-of-wedlock is likely to have harmful consequences for the child, the child's parents, and society;

(G) teaches young people how to reject sexual advances and how alcohol and drug use increases vulnerability to sexual advances; and

(H) teaches the importance of attaining self-sufficiency before engaging in sexual activity.''

Posted by chris at 09:12 AM | Comments (1)

Lieberman's Favorite TV: Touched by a Silly Myth

The Washington Post reports on Senator Lieberman, who for some time has battled with Holywood powers about vulgar and violent television. I agree with him that television and a lot of other forms of entertainment is just trash, but it is very difficult to change its nature without engaging in values-based censorship. Especially when the advocate of raising standards likes "Touched by an Angel:"

"This is a persistent criticism of Lieberman -- that he works with a broad brush and lacks direct knowledge of the products and programs he goes after. Several entertainment-industry lobbyists and reporters remember a news conference Lieberman and Bennett called in 1994 to condemn media violence. When a reporter asked Lieberman to name a favorite TV program, the senator cited 'The McNeil-Lehrer Report' on PBS. Pressed for the name of an entertainment program, Lieberman hesitated, seemingly unable to come up with an answer. Several people then overheard an aide whispering, 'Touched by an Angel.' Lieberman immediately named the wholesome CBS drama as a favorite."

Now, that's scary. I'm for raising standards, but I don't want anyone who watches religious programming in charge of the process!

Posted by chris at 09:00 AM | Comments (0)

How Far Some Women Haven't Come...

The New York Times reports:

"With vanity always in fashion and shoes reaching iconic cultural status, women are having parts of their toes lopped off to fit into the latest Manolo Blahniks or Jimmy Choos. Cheerful how-to stories about these operations have appeared in women's magazines and major newspapers and on television news programs."

Posted by chris at 06:54 PM | Comments (3)

Plans to Expand NYC Ads in the Post

The Washington Post reports that there are new attempts to cover NYC with advertising. The good news is that the idea that advertising is pollution is gaining adherents. The Post quotes a state assembly member:

"Some have noted that subway stations have print ads, but Stringer, who would like to kill the project, said the screens represent a new phenomenon. 'Advertising pollution has been taken to a new level,' he said, by importing some of Times Square into residential neighborhoods."

Posted by chris at 12:04 PM | Comments (1)

Conservatives Concerned About Spending

The Washington Post reports that conservatives are beginning to wory about Bush's spending. But this is the best part of the article:

"But in the long term, the conservative leaders say, their discontent could spread to a popular backlash if spending continues to swell, pushing up deficits and interest rates. And the free spending is already limiting Bush's policy options. For example, [National Center for Policy Analysis] economist [Bruce] Bartlett said, "the budgetary situation is getting so off track that you simply can't propose any more tax cuts without looking like a complete idiot."

As long as we can avoid looking like complete idiots in proposing new tax cuts...

Posted by chris at 01:08 PM | Comments (0)

Sushi Finder

Find "the right sushi" here.

Posted by chris at 09:03 PM | Comments (0)

More Granular Air Reliability Data Available

Check this out! The Department of Transportation's reports on airline reliability now include not only the percentage of on-time arrival, but also the reasons why planes are late. Other sections of the report cover lost baggage, the number of passengers who are denied boarding, and passenger complaints.

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Posted by chris at 09:52 AM | Comments (0)

Austrian Workers Object to Xmas Music Terrorism

The Age reports that an Austrian trade union has claimed that Xmas music constitutes "psycho-terrorism" for salespeople!

"The Union of Private Employees is appealing to department store owners to use moderation and play Christmas music for only a few hours each day.

"From morning to night, for weeks before Christmas, there was the same Christmas music in department stores over and over again, said Gottfried Rieser of the Union of Private Employees.

"'Many staff in the retail sector suffer psychologically from it,'" Mr Rieser said. "'They get aggressive. On Christmas Eve with their families, they can't stand Silent Night or Jingle Bells any more.'"

I feel the same way about Xmas music. It assaults me when I buy breakfast at Safeway every morning. We must end this Xmas tyranny.

Posted by chris at 11:43 AM | Comments (0)

Polyp-Man

You've heard of virtual reality games. Now there's virtual colonoscopy.

Posted by chris at 08:39 AM | Comments (1)

Promoting Voluntary Fatherhood Since 1994

Men: have you been forced or tricked into having a nasty little baby? The National Center for Men can help. If you live in California, Michael Newdow, the lawyer challenging the "under god" language in the Pledge of Allegiance, may represent you against that woman who took advantage of you.

Posted by chris at 08:30 AM | Comments (1)

Cathedral of the Holy Miracle of Instant Credit

My new card, an invitation to services at the Cathedral of the Holy Miracle of Instant Credit, is arriving at a mailbox near you. The card is a parody of credit policy paper created by researchers at AEI and the Brookings Insitution on credit reporting law. The paper continually praises "the miracle of instant credit" without mentioning its companions, the less-desirable miracles of instant bankruptcy and identity theft.

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The text reads:

New Low Introductory Rate!

The Cathedral of the Holy Miracle of Instant Credit

Invites you to Embrace compound interest
Dedicate your life to materialism
Be baptized by the Rev. Visa

Join us for services,
twenty four hours a day,
seven days a week,
instantly.

Posted by chris at 02:37 PM | Comments (0)

Great Article on Alcohol Lobbying

The Wall Street Journal reports on a Louisiana lobbyist who has been exceedingly effective in warding off alcohol regulation:

"METAIRIE, La. -- Business was brisk at Bayou Daiquiri's drive-through window on a recent Friday night, as cars lined up four deep to buy vodka-laced frozen drinks in 32 flavors. A young woman with two children in the back seat bought a large strawberry margarita in a styrofoam cup, then weaved one-handed back onto the busy highway.

"She can thank George Brown, executive director of the Beer League of Louisiana, the industry's powerful trade group. A state law passed three years ago forbids drivers to carry open containers of alcohol, but there's a line buried in the law exempting "any amount of frozen alcoholic beverage" in a cup, as long as a straw isn't stuck through the lid. Mr. Brown doesn't mind taking credit. "We did it for one of our friends" in the daiquiri business, he says.

[...]

"Mr. Brown battled the 21-year-old drinking age, which by then was being adopted across the country, and railed against "federal blackmail" when the government began cutting off highway funds to states that failed to comply. Fearing the loss of money, Louisiana's legislature raised the drinking age in 1987. But the Beer lobby won a version that made it illegal for those under 21 to drink but didn't explicitly prohibit the sale of alcohol to those under 21 until 1995.

Posted by chris at 11:04 AM | Comments (0)

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