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Choof.org Monthly Archive Al-Qaida Says... Cryptome has: "a collection of 21 al-Qa'ida statements. At 131 pages long it is, at time of release, the most complete collection of statements available to the English speaking public. Normally such things are suppressed and then read only within law enforcement circles." Poor Recordkeeping Found at Accounting Firms The Washington Post reports: The inspections mark the first independent scrutiny of the so-called Big Four firms, which had previously operated under more than 70 years of self rule. Congress mandated the examinations in a 2002 law designed to clean up the troubled accounting industry. Accountants' lax reviews and overly cozy relationships with clients have been blamed for fueling corporate scandals that wiped out billions in investments in the past few years. [...] The most oft-cited problem in the reports relates to how public companies treat credit agreements on their books. Inspectors said that across each of the four firms, auditors mistakenly allowed some client companies to classify certain debts as long-term rather than as current liabilities. That "serious error" helps companies understate their current obligations and overstate the amount of their working capital, according to George H. Diacont, the accounting board's director of registration and inspections. Twenty companies restated their financial statements based on debt issues the inspectors found. Inspectors also cited all four audit firms for faulty recordkeeping practices, which can make it difficult to determine how stringently the auditors checked such basic things as cash reserves and inventory. WTF? The storefront model in Benetton's Sisley in Dupont Circle. CACI Employees Referred for Prosecution You've probably already forgotten that CACI hired Steptoe & Johnson to do an internal investigation into the consulting firm's involvement in torturing Iraqis at Abu Ghraib. The Washington Post reported earlier in August that: [...] Last week the company was awarded a new contract worth up to $23 million to continue providing interrogators and other intelligence services to the Army in Iraq. "The message from our customer has been consistent throughout and this is what they have shared with us: They are pleased with our work," Brown said. Today, the Post reports: The three generals investigating the abuses at Abu Ghraib prison determined that six civilian contract employees participated in or failed to report abuse of prisoners, and they referred those individuals to the Justice Department for prosecution. DC Pandas: Someone Please Kidnap Them! Vaclav Havel, an artist who decorated a cow in Prague as part of a similar public art program, made me rethink my objections to the pandas. He said: "Maybe some people can't bear to look at anything nice, unusual or ornamental, maybe they can't even bear to look into the mirror." That's a powerful quote, but I have still come to the conclusion that the Pandas are a menace to art. Don't agree with me? Well have you seen Pamela Anderson Panda? WTF? It looks more like Miss Piggy than a panda. There at least needs to be discipline in the medium here! And if we're going to put monuments to trashy women, why not have a Jenna Jameson Panda, for that matter?! And what is this? Alcohol Without Liquid? Choof.org's scientific team is hard at work evaluating AWOL, the Alcohol Without Liquid (AWOL) vaporiser! Fox News Alert Trip to Ottawa I had a very nice weekend at Ottawa while speaking at the Academy of Legal Studies in Business on privacy regulation in the 108th Congress. Had lots of time to check out Ottawa. This is the Currency Museum. Sparks Street, a pedestrian mall area. It appears to have no relationship to the caffinated-malt-liquor drink of the same name. Justice at Canada's Supreme Court. The Parliament Building is beautiful. The American embassy, which looks like the Holocaust Museum and has more security than any other building in Ottawa. The Peacekeeping Memorial. Department of Readiness
Q. Now, what did we learn? Declare Pandas Non-Art! Perhaps Washington would benefit from a visit by the Stockholm Militant Graffiti Artists. They could do something about our pandas. Reuters reports: [...] "We demand that the cows are declared non-art. Otherwise the hostage will be sacrificed," said a voice on the video. The group gave the organizers of the Stockholm exhibit till noon on Aug. 23 to comply with their demand. [...] Vandalism marred the Prague show, prompting ex-president Vaclav Havel, who decorated one cow, to say: "Maybe some people can't bear to look at anything nice, unusual or ornamental, maybe they can't even bear to look into the mirror." More Likely to Die in a SUV The New York Times reports: [...] Industry groups have insisted for years that S.U.V.'s are at least as safe as passenger cars, if not safer. One group run by industry lobbyists, called the Sport Utility Vehicle Owners of America, says on its Web site that it is a myth that S.U.V.'s guzzle gas or that their higher rollover rate makes them more dangerous for their occupants. Ron DeFore, a spokesman for the group, cited statistics from the insurance industry, which found last year that fatality rates for newer sport utility vehicles were markedly improved from older models. [...] The traffic agency has also released new rankings of rollover risk for many 2004 models. It calculated that the Honda Pilot S.U.V. has only a 16 percent chance of rolling over during a single-vehicle crash, compared with a 26 percent chance for the Chevrolet Tahoe and for many versions of the Ford Explorer. [...] Complicating the safety question is what happens to people in the other vehicle in a collision. Because of the higher ground clearance of sport utilities and large pickup trucks, their bumpers often skip over the crash structures of passenger cars, raising the likelihood that an occupant of the car will be killed or seriously injured. Data online here It's not too late to get your SUV: Roll Over and Die sticker. Lapham's Advice to Bush Lewis Lapham gives some advice to our president: "The only way forward is enlightened, multilateral foreign policy. Give up the notion that we can run the world as if it were a prison, Warden Bush. It didn't work for the Romans. And it won't work for us." Closure at last! NIN claims that it will release a 2 DVD version of Closure. My sanity is smashed up. Hamdi Nearing Release WTF? If Hamdi is so dangerous that he had to be held without a lawyer for two years, why can they now just let him go? They aren't even going to charge him? Makes you think that the administration is just making shit up. Good thing Hamdi won his case at the Supreme Court...otherwise he probably would have been held forever along with whomever else the administration determines poses a threat to our precious bodily fluids. The Washington Post reports: "The U.S. government, which has held Yaser Esam Hamdi incommunicado in a Navy brig for two years without charges, much of the time without a lawyer, indicated yesterday that it is nearing a deal that would free him altogether. "The government is negotiating with Hamdi's lawyers about "terms and conditions acceptable to both parties that would allow Mr. Hamdi to be released from . . . custody," according to documents filed in federal court in Norfolk. The legal papers, submitted jointly by federal prosecutors and Hamdi's attorneys, asked the court to stay all proceedings for 21 days while negotiations continue. "Terms of the release are still being hammered out but, according to people familiar with the situation, are likely to include that Hamdi renounce his U.S. citizenship, move to Saudi Arabia and accept some travel restrictions, as well as some monitoring by Saudi officials. In addition, he may have to agree not to sue the federal government over whether his civil rights were violated. Kassirer on Conflicts of Interest and Disclosure Jerome Kassirer, editor in chief emeritus of the New England Journal of Medicine, asks: why should we swallow what drug studies say? In describing the use of disclosure in business circles, an economist recently said, "It has become a truism on Wall Street that conflicts of interest are unavoidable. In fact, most of them only seem so, because avoiding them makes it harder to get rich. That's why full disclosure is so popular: It requires no substantive change." Disclosure covers up the question of bias with a patina of honesty. It tells you little or nothing about whether the disclosed conflicts of interest actually tainted a report. Because the issue of bias challenges the very integrity of researchers, people in the field shy away from talking about it. ...we should dissuade leading physicians from doing non-scientific work for pharmaceutical makers. Doctors who want to be respected as independent authorities should not become paid speakers for drug companies or consult with the industry on marketing issues. These arrangements do not benefit medicine or improve patient care; they only promote the profit goals of the companies. We should save the prized task of preparing clinical practice guidelines for experts without such conflicts. After all, having a financial conflict is voluntary; physicians can either take it or leave it. We must convince them to leave it. ...If medical organizations continue to use heavily conflicted experts to make clinical policy, they will erode the confidence of the public. The public needs medical institutions it can trust for help with decisions it can barely understand. Up to Our Eyeballs in Debt! Yikes! The White House announced that the deficit is going to be $445,000,000,000! Our current national debt is $7,308,426,855,798.06! That's over $24,000 for each man, woman, and child! But another important number that's often ignored is the amount of private debt in the US. In July, that figure rose to $2,031,200,000,000 last month! Yes, two trillion dollars in credit debt! $742,800,000,000 of that is in revolving accounts! So our actual debt is $9.3 trillion. That's almost $32,000 for each man, woman, and child in the country! Cover the Conventions! In a largely delusional editorial published in the Washington Post, ABC News president David Westin argues that we shouldn't blame the networks for not covering the convention. Why? Because these criticisms are out of date. We now live in a media democracy where we don't need the networks as much as we used to: "This changes fundamentally the decision a news division makes about what it covers. If we broadcast extended convention coverage when most Americans would rather be watching something else, our audiences will flock to the alternative programming." And besides, the conventions are boring: "If the conventions themselves were as interesting as they were in 1948 or 1956 -- or even 1968 -- then we wouldn't have this problem. But as we all know too well, they aren't. As much as we might like to coerce people into watching what we think to be good for them, we simply don't have that power." Well, Bill Maher's Real Time has the answer to Westin. It's so good that I've transcribed it below. This is from the July 30, 2004 episode. You can't call everyone in Washington morons if you don't know exactly what it is that makes them morons. Now the conventional wisdom on conventions is that they are no longer worth of our attention because they are too produced and there is no drama... We're picking a president here, not the last comic standing. The media treats conventions like pointless interruptions of their real job, covering the Scott Peterson trial. No surprises, no excitement? Hey, you know what's exciting? It's exciting when politicians get drunk with power because people aren't keeping an eye on them. No one expected that we would retaliate for 9/11 by attacking Iraq! Unpredictable! Exciting! And the reason the conventions are so produced is because if they weren't the networks wouldn't air any of it. And the site of John Kerry last night rushing through his speech in cold sweat so that he wouldn't go over time and force viewers to miss the first two minutes of Elimidate was one of the saddest moments in the history of democracy. The man is proposing how to rule the globe and we treat him like it's an audition at the Improv and he just got the light. I'm not saying everyone has to pour over the issues and read everything that is out there. We can't even get our president to do that. But the conventions are one of the only times when the election isn't reduced to sound bytes and attack ads. You can get to know these people a bit. It's not exciting enough just to hear Theresa Heinz Kerry? Oh I'm sorry, next time we'll get Justin Timberlake to whip her tit out. Maybe the conventions aren't boring, maybe it's the people who don't participate in our society who are boring. Once every four years the two parties put on a little pageant for you. These are our faces, these are our voices, this is our vision of America's future. You'd think that would be a little more interesting than reruns of celebrity poker... If you think the Democratic convention was too slick? Wait until the Republicans and their convention with OBL making a grand entrance in chains from the back of the arena like King Kong!
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