December 23, 2004

Holiday Card 2004

Coming to a mailbox near you...our 2004 Holiday Card, which is based on Caci International, a government contractor whose employees were investigated and referred for prosecution for abusing Iraqis.

Should I send this one to the DHS?

Season's Greetings from DHS

Here's the card I received from the Department of Homeland Security this year.

October 11, 2004

Bush/Cheney Card on Exhibition

My most recent offensive post card, "Learn to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb," will be shown at the Warehouse Gallery's War or Peace exhibition starting this Thursday, October 14 through November 14th.

There is an opening reception for the War or Peace show this Friday from 6-8.

The card is a wholly derivative digital print that places President Bush and Vice President Cheney in Kubrick's _Dr. Strangelove_. If you haven't seen Dr. Strangelove, I suggest reading this article appearing in today's New York Times.

WAR or PEACE
October 14-November 14 2004

Warehouse Gallery presents an examination of peace in the world
today through the eyes of sculptors, painters, printmakers, and
photographers.

6 galleries 30 artists
Opening Reception Friday Oct. 15 6-8pm
Gallery hours - m-w 3-9pm
th, f 3-11pm
sat. noon -11pm
sun 1-5 pm
Peace events - DC Poets against the War. Oct. 28 7pm

Warehouse
1021 7th Street NW
Washington DC 20001
292 783 3933
www.warehousetheater.com
M: gallery pl. & mt vernon sq.

What's on at Warehouse during the Peace Show
Theater Charter Theatre "the Subject" - through Oct 17th
Flesh and Candor Performance Group "Revolution"
Venus Theatre "Feminist Freak Show"
Wooly Mammoth Theatre "Grace"
Music bands at Warehouse Next Door

Cafe/bar Drinks, coffees, sandwiches, snacks

April 28, 2004

First Runner Up

An Enhancement to the Confederate War Memorial Circa 2004 by Malachi Mulligan and Dr. Gonzo.

December 20, 2003

Holiday Card 2002

While I'm at it, here is my holiday card from 2002.

It's called Minnie Mary and Mickey Joseph Welcome the Baby Santa, and it features Roy Rogers and Trigger, the Taco Bell Dog, Colonel Sanders, Ronald McDonald, Tinkerbell, and the Socks.com Sock Puppet.

Holiday Card 2003

My 2003 holiday card is a collage created by Karen Whitehill. Here's the collage:

The actresses are (I think): Veronica Lake, Jeanne Crain, Dorothy Lamour, Hedy Lamarr, Donna Reed, Vivien Leigh, Gene Tierney (Christ figure), Susan Hayward, Lana Turner, Delores Costello, Clare Collins, and Jean Simmons

December 01, 2003

Cathedral of the Holy Miracle of Instant Credit

My new card, an invitation to services at the Cathedral of the Holy Miracle of Instant Credit, is arriving at a mailbox near you. The card is a parody of credit policy paper created by researchers at AEI and the Brookings Insitution on credit reporting law. The paper continually praises "the miracle of instant credit" without mentioning its companions, the less-desirable miracles of instant bankruptcy and identity theft.

The text reads:

New Low Introductory Rate!

The Cathedral of the Holy Miracle of Instant Credit

Invites you to Embrace compound interest
Dedicate your life to materialism
Be baptized by the Rev. Visa

Join us for services,
twenty four hours a day,
seven days a week,
instantly.

September 13, 2003

Citination Cards Available

Citination Cards are now available at my online Cafe Press Store.

The card reads inside:
A Single, Uniform Nation
Under God*
With Insolvency
and Compound Interest
for All.

*Except in the 9th Circuit

October 31, 2002

Ashcroft o' Lantern

What was your Halloween costume? How about an Ashcroft o Lantern?